Monday, August 29, 2011

Irene sings her siren song. Douche bags respond.


Have you ever wondered why so many people throughout the world hate us?   Is it our arrogance? Our wealth? Our obsession with celebs? Our fast and loose morals? Our military might? Taylor Swift? Sorry, Kanye got that one right. I argue  none of these. The fear and loathing for all things American can be answered in one simple made up word. Douche-baggery.  I've never watched the nightly news in Islamabad, Kuwait, or any of the other countries that are basically giant litter boxes.  That disclaimer aside, I'd be willing to wager they run continuous reels of  us, mostly white folks, doing retarded shit. When you are sitting in a mud hut in some third world dung pile, your battered wife holding the rabbit ears of your 12 inch black and white, as you eat your goat sandwich, some douche bag comes across the screen, carrying his douche baggage. If you happen to be Amir the angry goat herder, it's got to piss you off.  "How the fuck did these people not only manage to survive natural selection, but thrive? I have to wear this hot ass beard and wool snuggie, with no a/c, whilst these capitalist dogs taunt Allah and flirt with death."

Don't get me wrong, I could not care less what any other country thinks of us. I just can't help but wonder what we look like when some outsider sees images of some nimrod showing his ass.

Unless you were hidden in plain sight in a Pakistan compound living in a cave, avoiding the non stop coverage of Irene was an impossibility.  While everyone from public safety officials, mayors, gubners, and gubmints, repeatedly warned people in harms way to get the fuck out of Dodge, douche bags were busy getting caught on camera, doing douche baggy type shit.  If there is a God, he was sleeping on the job this weekend. There was ample opportunity for him to cull the herd and get rid of some of his rejects. Apparently God does not have a recall plan in effect, because he put out some defective product that walks among us with impunity.  It's one thing to refuse to leave your home like a captain going down with his ship. It's another sort of stupidity altogether, to climb the railing of a seawall and do your best Kate and Leo on the Titanic impersonation.

If there was any justice in this world, there would have been more than a few of these clowns swept out to see and devoured by sharks. Small ones. Slowly.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Social media Jihad...Save the Plaza from new business. Ignore the gunfire.


They are back. Like an outbreak of  herpetic lesions on an Indy avenue hooker.
Threatening business owners on the Plaza. Using bully tactics. Most of them don't even live in Kansas City proper. Many of them don't even live in the state of Missouri. The single purpose of this mob is to take over a shopping district they neither own or have any actual investment in.

If you think I'm referring to mobs of black kids running amok through the streets of the Country Club Plaza. I'm not. If you think I'm talking about a small group of single minded, pompous, pushy,  non civic minded douche bags, from the Save the Plaza 2010 Facebook page...winner winner, free range, over priced, chicken dinner. You are correct.

This tiny but loud group of zealots who have appointed themselves not only the overseers of a privately owned property which they have no monetary interest in, but also the voice of a city. Never mind that half of these trolls don't even live in Kansas City, or the state of Missouri.  TheFriends of the Plaza / save the plaza  group is a glaring example of everything that is wrong with social media.

You would think this group who rabidly confesses their love for the shopping district would be up in arms over Highwoods piss poor response to weekly mobs of out of control kids. You would think that these suburban jihadists would be up livid over 3 kids getting shot on the sidewalk of their stuccoed hallowed mecca. Well you would be as wrong as a Nambla member at a boys leapfrog race.  There have been no public showings of outrage and furious anger over bullets flying and ill mannered shit heels overtaking the streets of the Plaza.  Not. One. Single. Concerted Peep. No protests. No signs. No Save the Plaza citizen patrols. No press conferences. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Bupkiss.

The latest cause du jour. A new restaurant is set to open....and gasp......wait for it.......The restaurant won't be covered in stucco!!!!!!!!  Seasons 52's facebook page is being inundated with threats from the self righteous french poodle crowd. Some of the members are calling for a blanket boycott of the Plaza. This would seem to run contrary to their professed love of and loyalty to the Plaza. In a rough economy, boycotting businesses that are already feeling the pinch might be the final straw for many of these businesses.  With an unemployment rate hovering in the 9 + percentage range, these clowns are doing their dead level best to drive away employers, kill jobs, and stagnate progress in a city that is already in a downward spiral.

Here are a few money quotes from Plaza zealots on the   Seasons 52 Facebook page.

Can't wait for this restaurant to fail and watch its insulting façade go down with it. Best, Concerned Kansas Citian."

Seasons 52 - It's not too late! Stop spending all that money making Kansas City angry! It's still far cheaper for you to do the RIGHT THING!!!!




omg- highwoods was not thinking when they signed on this company.
or maybe money was talking. It is shameful how they have destroyed a
historic beautiful site to make way for this strip mall, low class facade,
Might as well signed on Chilis or wendys.

Listen to Kansas City!! Right now we are mumuring; just wait until you hear us  ROAR!!!!!!
How many equally agitated Kansas Citians would it take to dismantle that scaffolding. Now that's a flash mob I could support.

Facebook specifically, can be and has been a great tool for some good causes. Want to find a cure, save a whale, make a wish, or any other do good type mission, then good for ya. There is nothing wrong with a good, selfless cause that benefits someone or something. Everything that is right about social media, is also everything that is wrong with social media. You get a relativly small group of people, loud, obnoxious, shallow, meat puppets, who become the self appointed voice for an entire city. So you get what we have with the Save the Plaza clowns.  It's okay to bleed out on the sidewalks of the Plaza. It's perfectly fine to flash mob, bully, and harass shoppers. But by God you better be surrounded by stucco when you do it or there will be hell to pay.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Ever see a starving Ethiopian holding a cellphone?


There is a small corner lot on 35th st just a block or 2 west of Prospect. I suspect in it's former life the lot held a house. Now it is surrounded by a black metal fence. A small cluster of mostly plastic playground equipment, a swing, slide, monkey bars. There's no basketball court, not room for one. From time to time I'll see some teenage mother playing with her child on the equipment. More often than not the park is occupied by another group. They wear matching outfits. I'm always reminded of those special charity walks that spring up in Kansas City.

 You know the type. A sea of pink t shirts fighting breast cancer. Another one, although the particular cause eludes me at the moment, a sea of 20 and 30 somethings, broken into smaller groups, stumbling down Broadway and through Westport. Young white adults,matching T shirts, using the cause de jour as an excuse to get shit faced drunk. The occasional pair of girlfriends sitting on the curb, one holding the others hair up as she vomits Walt Disney Technicolor jello shots into the gutter.

Back to the little park. The T shirts are size 8 fuckin X. Always either white or red. Same with their shorts. They aren't really shorts, more like high water pants.  Back in the stone age I came up in, you would have been ridiculed mercilessly for wearing shit like that. Crack a joke about one of this groups clown size clothes today and you're likely to get lead poisoning. Unlike the earlier mentioned groups, the giant T shirts don't have a symbol or catchy logo silk screened across the front. No pink ribbon. No "Fight for a cure".   This group doesn't have a cause. They are a cause. A lost cause.

Yesterday there was just 3 of them at the park. Two of them sat on red plastic milk crates. The third was on a swing. Giant T shirt flapping in the breeze. Swinging. Last week there was a good dozen of them. A crap game on the sidewalk leading into the park. A girl who couldn't have been more than 15 or 16 watched her  toddler play on the plastic slide.

There was a time in the not too distant past, at the inception of this blog, when I held some grudging sympathy/ empathy for these young guys.  A regular reader from Chicago called me one of the most racially apologetic white boys he knew. I mistakenly saw a little of my own youthful ignorance in the sleepy eyed young thugs. I'd done the full tour. Every juvenile institution in the state had been home at one point or the other. I'd walked the same prison yards as guys just like the group in the park. So I felt obligated to give them a pass, lay the blame for their lot in life at societies feet. I'm over that shit. Over and done with it.

Which brings me to the Plaza MOB problems. I capitalized mob because that's what it is, even though Alvin Brooks, the octogenarian voice of the black community took exception to the term MOB. Local conservative talk show Shanin and Parks interviewed Brooks. When one of the hosts called the mass of black teens, tweens, preteens, and young adults, a mob, Brooks in his own words "spanked" the interviewer for daring to use a word that was so racially charged.  And therein lies the problem.  If you don't put on your PC hat, tiptoe around the race issue, then you are going to get "spanked".

So what is the connection between  young, black, gang bangers and unruly black youth mobs on the Plaza?  They are one and the same. Period. There is no difference between hundreds of kids taking over an entire shopping district, and a dozen teens taking over a small playground intended for toddlers.  Three kids not yet in high school were shot Saturday night on the Plaza. How is that different from the endless string of shootings on the east side? Same perps, same victims. Same fuckin thing.

You need look no further than this money quote from some limey sociologist regarding the cause of the riots that recently crippled the UK.
"I strongly suspect that it's people who are unemployed or on very low income who are involved in this. People are constantly bombarded with advertising and they see these shops full of goods they can't afford and would like to buy and are being encouraged to buy, there's a lot of that going on." So says Paul Bagguley, a sociologist from the University of Leeds.

So it's the haves vs. the have nots.  Never mind that the London riots and the Plaza mobs were largely brought about by cellphones. Ever see a picture of a starving Ethiopian holding a cellphone in one hand and an empty bowl in the other? No?  Do you know why you have never seen a starving Ethiopian holding a cellphone? Because they are fucking impoverished, that's why.  We don't know dick about poverty in this country.  By and large you won't find children with distended bellies, flies covering their faces, waiting for death to do it's job. Not here. Not in this country. Poor people still manage to cart their kids across town to hang out. Poor people still manage to be the most obese group in America.  Welfare feeds them, the government provides. the average poor kid in America lives like a fucking king compared to third world poor.

This shit on the Plaza is happening because the city lets it happen. Action is only taken when the Mayor gets within earshot of a pistol. This shit has nothing to do with poverty, lack of anything to do or the means to do it. Meanwhile young black thugs kill each other along with anyone unlucky enough to be in the area. It happens daily on the east side, on the south side, in northeast. Calling it a parenting problem is a joke, because the parents who drop their children off in an area that has been all over the news in recent weeks, are not really worried about parenting.  They don't give a rats ass about their children.  Give it a name, but don't sugarcoat it in a dusting of politically correct hand wringing over the plight of the less fortunate in this country. The least fortunate in America have it made in comparison to the truly poor in the world.