Happy halloween, or, If you come to my door wearing a mask, I'm calling the cops

Trick or treaters are as rare as republicans at a Mensa meeting in this neck of the woods. I really dont miss them truth be known. The dogs would bark constantly, I have to keep getting up off the couch and who needs that shit? Kids around here can do what kids around here have always done. Head to mission hills and ward parkway area where they hand out full size candy bars and movie passes. If you come to my door all I have is dog biscuits and Marlboro lights.