Hello Dolly............

So you're walking across the parking lot heading into the local grocery and you see a couple getting all hot and heavy in their car. As you get closer you see that there are three people, two women , one man tied up in a human knot. A three way at the Safeway. On the one hand you want to applaud the guy, on the other it's more than a little offensive, especially to the women folk and the wee little children. You can approach the freaky threesome, tell em to get a room for christs sake, you can call the cops, inform the store management , or just take a needle to the two women.

In Cape Coral Florida George Bartusek got popped, heh, for putting his meat whistle in a couple of blow up sex dolls in the parking lot of a local grocery store. here are a couple of comments from witnesses:

"As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls - kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention"

"I've never seen anything like this. You know it happens behind closed doors, obviously. But in a public place, it's no good"

I'm sure Georgie Boy thinks the whole thing is being Blown Up out of proportion. After all whatever happens between a consenting adult and an inanimate vinyl object is their business.