When crazy comes calling.........

I don't even know where to begin here, Jason Miller and his whack job groupies have kicked shit up a notch, in their campaign to save the deer. The video below really needs no comment, but it's about to get some. I'll warn you in advance, if you are eating lunch, or have a sensitive stomach, you might want to skip the video. That said, you are as crazy as Miller if you do. This shit is golden.


I tried to get the video from the local news stations, but they have edited the really good stuff, and whats left doesn't really do justice, so I've had to use Miller's piss poor Youtube clip, the sounds not great, but it's close enough. Most people are taking this guy lightly, and I think that's a mistake. Miller is clearly as crazy as an *Arizona Road Lizard*. Not only is Miller not wrapped too tight, he has his own Squeaky Fromme in the background, praising him during his little skit.
While I'm the first to admit that Miller's act is funny, if you really pay attention, there is an unsettling quiver in his voice and his eyes kind of bounce around in his head. Miller is a zealot, he has the same mentality of the jihad douche bags who routinely blow themselves up to prove a point, while taking out as many innocent people as possible. Now I'm not saying Miller is going to stick a pound of explosives up his ass and blow up the Parks Board, I'm just saying he isn't a rational, clinically sane individual. When you throw crazy in the mix, you never know what might happen.


One of Miller's animal rights groupies is making wild claims about mysterious white pick up trucks sitting in front of her house. I'm assuming it's Elmer Fudd, or some other cartoon character in hunters garb. She says she is being stalked, much like a deer, she claims to have received death threats, claims the police are in cahoots with the secret society of deer killers. This woman is wrapped about as tight as Miller, and dare I say it, she is lying through her teeth. There is no shortage of deer, and some mysterious deer hunting sect isn't pissed off over these looney tunes trying to prevent the deer from being culled. None of her claims ring true or make any sense at all.


The most telling thing in my mind is what Miller's antics reveal; he doesn't really want to save the deer, in fact he wants this thing to play out to fruition. This guy is on stage, he is eating this shit up like a fat guy at a sizzler Buffet. Expect more antics from this tofu eating shit bird, and don't be surprised when he kicks the crazy up to full throttle.

For some reason, every time I post a video it screws up my comments section. To comment, just click on the title of the post, and the comment section will appear. And if anyone knows why this happens and how I can fix it, I'm all ears.

***I know some of you are wondering what the hell does " Crazy as an Arizona road lizard" mean, and where does MM come up with this shit. It's prison slang. Imagine a lizard on a hot desert highway basking in the sun, and about to be run over by a car. Imagine that same lizard running back and forth on the hot asphalt dodging those cars. Hence the term Crazy as an Arizona road lizard. ****
Seriously, if any of you people ever go to prison, you owe me big time.