Christmas......That's a wrap or rap, depending.......

This is the last post you people are going to see out of me until the New Year---probably. I say probably for two reasons:

1. I'm not completely convinced that I can keep my opinions to myself for that long. So keep checking in between embarrassing office parties, family sit downs, and painful hangovers. You just never know, I might get inspired or bored.

2. I hate to see my hits drop below triple digits. This time of year the numbers go down like Monica Lewinsky at a cigar convention. The least you ingrates can do is take 2 seconds out of your daily lives to bolster my low self esteem.

Either way, you'll most likely need to seek wisdom and spiritual advice from your Pastor, Rabbi, or Shaman, or whatever, in my absence.

The Balloon Boy's parents, Richard and Mayumi Heene, got an early present from Santa. Jail time, probation, and a bill for close to 50 K. Dick got all weepy and shit, apologized profusely. The judge gave him 90 days, gave the lil lady only 20. He also gave Richard until Jan. 11th to spend time with his, soon to be as crazy as he is, kids for the holidays. Let's face it, those kids don't stand a chance in hell for any semblance of normalcy. I look forward to seeing them do some equally outrageous shit in the not too distant future. Something I had not heard before; Heene faked like he went into some kind of narcoleptic sleep fit when he was taking a lie detector test. I think his wife is a cousin of Yoko Ono. They resemble each other, so they must be related, right? What matters is that they are both as crazy as Arizona Road Lizards. God bless em.


Looks like it's gonna be a white Christmas, which neither excites me or puts me in a holiday spirit. I'll have to shovel snow, drive my girl back and forth to work, and the dogs will revolt and refuse to go outside. Anyway, I guess I'm sort of happy for you people with children, or those of you who think you still are. Go play in the snow, just stay out of my fuckin yard while you do it.

I really don't have anything earth shattering to reveal. Just want to wish everyone a merry/happy, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Festivus. Thanks for taking time out of your day to read this shit when you should be working, I'm certain your bosses would approve. See you all back here after the holidays.