It's been one of those weeks where stupidity has reigned supreme. I don't even know where to begin. Lets get to it, Fast and Loose.
Note to self: If I ever become filthy rich and decide to start bangin skanks, remember Tiger, Jesse James, and John Edwards. The latest star to fall is Jesse James, of West Coast Choppers, and Mr. Sandra Bullock fame. Much like Tiger and his fleet of Ho's, there may well be a lot of stretching of the truth, and cash money motivation going on behind the scenes. I remain unmoved by the porn star chick who claims she is just devastated that Tiger pulled the wool over her eyes, right before he peed on her. If your claim to fame is Hobo Bukakke, Gang Bangs, and letting random walking viral loads violate you for cash, then you have some pretty thick skin, not to mention your Who Haa probably looks like you sat in gum. So save the tears for your next triple anal dwarf video, or something. I do find myself scratching my head however, when it comes to the choices these guys have made. Tiger chose to consort with porn stars and waffle house waitresses, John Edwards was busy knockin up a gold digger while his wife was doing chemo. And Jesse James allegedly was bumpin uglies with a woman who has a giant tattoo on her forehead.
Make no mistake all three of these guys were as wrong as a Priest at a Cub Scout Jamboree, and it really doesn't matter if they stepped out with skeezers or super models. But after looking at pics of the walking freak show JJ porked, all I can say is, Dayum. Really? I don't mind a little Ink on a woman, but when her forehead looks like it has the NY Times printed on it, I draw a line in the sand.
There is no smooth way to segue from porn stars to school closings, so I won't even attempt it. A group of parents are calling for a day of absence protest. They want students and teachers to skip school on April 5th. They apparently believe it will sway the boards decision to close almost half of the schools in the district. Let me make sure I've got this right. The KCSD went through a 5 year period where the board hired and fired 8 or 10 Superintendents. Your drop out rates were about 50 percent give or take a few points. Student test scores showed close to 2/3rds of your students were functioning well below the national average. Kids were regularly being beat down, shot at, and involved in mass brawls in the halls of the schools. There was never talk of protests or a day of absence. You lost half of your students over the course of a decade. Over 2 billion of deseg cash was pissed away, the school district is millions in the red. So your answer is to protest, possibly cost the school district a half million in federal funding, and that will somehow make things right?
The KCMO teachers union said it won't support a day of absence. It's MAP testing time and they need their kids in school and learning. And with 800 jobs on the line, it's unlikely teachers will be in a position to skip work.
At least someone is thinking clearly.
And finally, 44 nimrods were popped for DWI during a single check point in Westport on St Paddy Day. Keep in mind this is the hardest drinking day of the year in Kansas City. The check point was at 39th and SW Trafficway, home to one of those red light cameras. You don't want to spend a night in Jail dressed in a Kilt, or with green clovers painted on your face. Next time, take a cab, take the bus, designate a driver, or better yet, stay home. 2/3 of the people who puff up with celtic pride once a year, have as much Irish in them as Eddie Murphy.
That's it for this week. Have a good un, see ya Monday.
Note to self: If I ever become filthy rich and decide to start bangin skanks, remember Tiger, Jesse James, and John Edwards. The latest star to fall is Jesse James, of West Coast Choppers, and Mr. Sandra Bullock fame. Much like Tiger and his fleet of Ho's, there may well be a lot of stretching of the truth, and cash money motivation going on behind the scenes. I remain unmoved by the porn star chick who claims she is just devastated that Tiger pulled the wool over her eyes, right before he peed on her. If your claim to fame is Hobo Bukakke, Gang Bangs, and letting random walking viral loads violate you for cash, then you have some pretty thick skin, not to mention your Who Haa probably looks like you sat in gum. So save the tears for your next triple anal dwarf video, or something. I do find myself scratching my head however, when it comes to the choices these guys have made. Tiger chose to consort with porn stars and waffle house waitresses, John Edwards was busy knockin up a gold digger while his wife was doing chemo. And Jesse James allegedly was bumpin uglies with a woman who has a giant tattoo on her forehead.
Make no mistake all three of these guys were as wrong as a Priest at a Cub Scout Jamboree, and it really doesn't matter if they stepped out with skeezers or super models. But after looking at pics of the walking freak show JJ porked, all I can say is, Dayum. Really? I don't mind a little Ink on a woman, but when her forehead looks like it has the NY Times printed on it, I draw a line in the sand.
There is no smooth way to segue from porn stars to school closings, so I won't even attempt it. A group of parents are calling for a day of absence protest. They want students and teachers to skip school on April 5th. They apparently believe it will sway the boards decision to close almost half of the schools in the district. Let me make sure I've got this right. The KCSD went through a 5 year period where the board hired and fired 8 or 10 Superintendents. Your drop out rates were about 50 percent give or take a few points. Student test scores showed close to 2/3rds of your students were functioning well below the national average. Kids were regularly being beat down, shot at, and involved in mass brawls in the halls of the schools. There was never talk of protests or a day of absence. You lost half of your students over the course of a decade. Over 2 billion of deseg cash was pissed away, the school district is millions in the red. So your answer is to protest, possibly cost the school district a half million in federal funding, and that will somehow make things right?
The KCMO teachers union said it won't support a day of absence. It's MAP testing time and they need their kids in school and learning. And with 800 jobs on the line, it's unlikely teachers will be in a position to skip work.
At least someone is thinking clearly.
And finally, 44 nimrods were popped for DWI during a single check point in Westport on St Paddy Day. Keep in mind this is the hardest drinking day of the year in Kansas City. The check point was at 39th and SW Trafficway, home to one of those red light cameras. You don't want to spend a night in Jail dressed in a Kilt, or with green clovers painted on your face. Next time, take a cab, take the bus, designate a driver, or better yet, stay home. 2/3 of the people who puff up with celtic pride once a year, have as much Irish in them as Eddie Murphy.
That's it for this week. Have a good un, see ya Monday.
Sounds like JJ's got a bit of the Madonna/whore thing going on. While I'm a proponent of fidelity and traditional arrangements like the sacrament of marriage, I at least sympathize with Mr. James. Not that his culpability in the whole affair is in any way lessened...just, well...things are confusing out there.
ReplyDeleteOn the one hand you have Sandy B. who is attracted to Jesse because why? Because his whole image from name to mode of transportation signifies rebellion. Yet, when image and reality meet we're all aghast with exclamations of "How could you, JJ, especially to the 'girl next door?'"
Seriously, isn't it a part of a man named Jesse James' m.o. to at least occasionally mount motorcycle chicks sleeved in tattoos and loose morals?
or at lest rob a train. Still, the 4 head tatt should have been a deal killer.
ReplyDeletemake that LEAST, lest sounds biblical.
ReplyDeleteI might be a bit more forgiving than you on this one. The forehead tat is clearly not a looks enhancer, but I seriously think I could look past it given, ahem, the rest of her. Though just as soon as I typed that last sentence I'm having second thoughts, because if someone is foolish enough to do that to themselves then they are categorically dumb, which is not sexy. Okay, here's my caveat, if I were drunk and at Sturgis I think...I think I just might go for a forehead tattooed lady. I'll probably never go to Sturgis or own a chopper so I'm probably safe from that potential indiscretion.
ReplyDeleteWell, let's put it this way. If the hubbies can't help themselves but to find whores or porn stars to fulfill their fantasies, then they better be prepared to pay and pay and pay cause one thing their spouses probably don't lack - brains. Unfortunately, they probably won't realize this until they're long in the tooth and broke, living in a box.
ReplyDeleteMy fucking sympathies.
that's one fugly woman.I don't care for tattoos but anything this visible = insane
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