DANGEROUS DUDE COMING TO A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU!!!!!! BOLT THE DOORS AND HIDE THE WOMEN!!

Two posts in one day, great day in the mornin it's like manna from heaven for you rubes. Just don't get your hopes up that it will be a common occurrence. I've got  more important things to do than fire off literary gems for your amusement........or something.  I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to join in on the media frenzy over George Dudley. In case you haven't heard, Dudley walked out of the WyCo  courthouse while one of his guards, from Larned State Hospital, aka the nut house, went to the bathroom.  The other guard or Orderly was off getting the van.  Dudley finished his sentence, not his first mind you, way back in 96.  The state deemed him a habitual sexual predator and committed him to the nut house for an indefinite period of time. The media has sounded the alarm, as they should, but they couldn't resist the urge to scare the cowboy shit out of their viewers, by making it sound like Jason   from Friday the 13th was wondering the streets of kansas sans hockey mask. While Georgie Boy definitely needs to get caught, there are far more dangerous people roaming the streets.  Now here's the rub. George went down for a level 7 offense.  For those of you not familiar with the Kansas sentencing grid, a level 7 is just about as bottom tier least severe a felony as there is.
I've got to assume that the state got lazy, and rather than build a solid case on this freak, they let him plead down, all the while intending to hit him with the habitual sexual predator act, thereby taking away the need to actually try a case that would  put him away for a lengthy sentence.  So he does a nickle, they tuck him away in the booby hatch, pat each other on the back and declare the public safe and served.

Not so fast Skippy, and not really so safe. Since Dudley isn't a convict, he gets transported like a patient. Street clothes, no chains, cash in his pocket, a credit card he later used at 39th and Main, and Oliver and Hardy in charge of watching him.  Is he a danger, sure he is, but he ain't exactly Hannibal Lecture. I'm not even sure they can charge him a felony for walking away, beings he served his bit already. Unless this shit heel is totally crazed, I highly doubt he is going to start bum rushing kids on the playground or hiding at the bottom of the ball pit at your local McDonalds waiting to grab  some hapless child like Jaws, anytime soon.  More likely he is trying to get as far away as possible. Eventually he may get around to his old tricks, but chances are he will get caught PDQ.  In the meantime, the media can focus on scaring the bejesus out of  viewers, rather than doing some actual work and questioning why this guy wasn't prosecuted properly the first two or three times he offended. They need to address the issue the courts have when it comes to sex offenders. They want to treat them for a disease, a mental disorder, rather than lock em up and toss the key. So these freaks  catch a case, fuck some kid up for the rest of his or her life, and the courts send them off for a short stay. Give em some treatment  in a sexual offender program, then cut em loose. After they catch on that the treatment isn't overriding some Chomo's urge to molest a kid, or rape a woman, they pass the buck and send em to the state looney bin. And you get what we got with George. 

Okay, that's a wrap. See you clowns in the funny papers.