Fast Eddie Friday...I didn't know they stacked stupid that high.

This is what it's come to. Trying to decide if I should write about the Bunny Lady of Roeland Park, a suburb of Kansas City, or should I just leave it alone. I mean it's too easy, isn't it? Local nut Job busts an egg filled with confetti over the head of a TSA nimrod at the Philly airport. She gets cuffed and held for 3 hours, can't seem to figure out why. Que the friend coming to her defense. Baul's best friend, Julia Spears, says that the authorities have Baul, who is set to graduate with a Masters Degree from Baker University in May, all wrong. "If they really knew her, they would understand it's not harmful," said Spears. "It wasn't hurtful. It wasn't negative."

 Personally I think they should have given her a cavity search. Who in their right mind, in today's climate, in a fuckin airport no less, goes around doing stupid shit like this? Answer, the same type of person who runs around in a pink and green bunny suit. These TSA people are mostly borderline retards as it is. They need to focus on spotting possible security risks. Some basket case in a pink bunny suit just muddies up the water. Toss this whack job in a rabbit hutch for 6 months.

I suppose I could write about the impending doom via the government shut down. Now there's a serious subject. Right? Surely I can muster up some major outrage and righteous indignation. If not for this guy.

John (I'm all verklempt) Boehner. This clown cries at the drop of a hat. As fed up as I am with both sides of the aisle, this fuckin guy is really getting on my last nerve.

We have business as usual in Washington. Two dogs fighting over the same bone. Each side blaming the other for not being able to pass a budget. So the leader of the republicans gets all weepy and shit. Not for nothing, but I've been on the fence with the Dems for a while now. I've actually started leaning toward some of the messages the conservatives have been tossing out there. Then Boehner goes and fucks things up with yet another crying jag. How am I to take the republican party seriously when their front man bursts into tears like a goddamn baby every time you turn around? Could you imagine if this guy was president for christ sake? If you think the world doesn't respect us because our current President is more than a little wishy washy, just imagine if we had Boehner for a president. Grenada would probably invade us. We'd be the Rodney Dangerfield of the world.

Last but definetly not the least. As Boehner gently weeps, and the gubmint is as fucked up as a soup sandwich, where pray tell is our leader? Now you may recall that I had high hopes for bama when he won the election. I thought, and said as much, "here's a smart guy". I was smoking some pretty good weed back in those days. I still am, but as good as it is, I can't get high enough to think highly of the big O.  The president spent Wednesday evening swinging off of Al Sharptons ball sack.  This is the same guy who caused riots over the fake rape of  Twana Brawley.  The same guy who said.....

"White folks were in caves while we were building empires…. We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and those Greek homos ever got around to it."

  Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Obama pandered for votes and played political grab ass with a guy he avoided like the plague before the last election when he should have been standing on Boehner and Reeds necks.  I'm over the hope and change song and dance. I've been bamboozled, hoodwinked, and hustled. I can usually see through bull shit a mile away, but this guy fooled me. I hate admitting I was wrong, but I was.