IMF Cheif Dominique Strauss-Kahn is just Pepe Le'pew in a 1,000 dollar suit.

What is it with the French? IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn is all over the news for trying to make a quick get away after allegedly forcing a hotel maid to blow him. According to CNN a recent poll says 57 percent of the frogs believe he is being set up. Never mind that the guy left a bunch of his personal property in his hotel room, including his cellphone, as he was trying to get the fuck out of Dodge.

It seems like I write at least one derogatory post per year with one singular purpose. That purpose is to talk shit on the French. I'm not sure when my loathe affair with the smarmy pricks began, I think it might have been that cartoon with the skunk Pepe le'pew, or however the frogs spell it. When the French aren't busy being all pretentious and shit, their favorite pastime seems to be raping and sodomizing women, specifically American women. Even Pepe the cartoon skunk was all the time trying to shoplift the pooty off of that female cat with the unfortunate white paint stripe on it's back.

The frogs protected Roman ( Quaalude just means Skittles in French) Polanski. Never mind that Polanski drugged some kid who wasn't old enough to drive, then ass raped her before sending her home to her absentee mother. Now the French are offended that we crass Americans have subjected one of their fellow frogs to the perp walk. If you think I'm being a little harsh on the French, consider this money quote from France's former minister of  culture and education, Jack Lang. And not for nothing, but that ain't exactly a french sounding name. Lang was complaining that we didn't let the perp  out on bail, " when no violent crime has been committed -- even in America suspects are usually let go on bail if a violent crime has not been committed." So there you have it, forcible rape and sodomy isn't a violent crime, so long as it's committed with a French accent.

The French are pissed off because "in France" they don't allow the media to film or photograph the accused. Someone who speaks French needs to inform them that this ain't France. Considering the fact that Kahn has an entire wing of Rikers Island to himself, the french should thank us for not just turning him out into general population, where they don't numb you up with Quaaludes prior to making you sit funny for a week or two.  

There is one bright side to this story. The NY Post is reporting that the victim lives in a New York apartment building that exclusively houses AIDS patients. She is from west Africa, so it sounds plausible. If that's the case, Kahn has more to worry about than trying to figure out what the mystery meat served for lunch consists of. If he is guilty and manages to buy his way out of this mess, he may not escape justice in the end. ( no Polanski).