I found the link to this story on Crime Scene KC. As hard as it is to believe Drew ( my wife ran off) Peterson ,was trolling for dates on a local radio program in Chicago. The radio station people came to their senses and squashed the idea, and Peterson's attorney said the timing was bad for such a contest, ya think.
Come on ladies, who could resist the swarthy good looks and continental charm of a 50 something , 4 time married, ex cop, whose 23 year old wife has vanished with out a trace?
Well today is your lucky day. In my endless quest to better serve my vast network of loyal readers, all 7 of you, except for you mom, I contacted McDreamy Drew and offered to post his personal ad to advance his efforts in finding that perfect gal. And without further ado here it is.
Elusive Silver Fox seeks Damsel Under Duress
Hellooooooo Ladies ! Do you ever wonder if Prince Charming is still out there? Tired of dating Men born in the same decade as you were? Do you have low self esteem, a Daddy Complex, little or no contact with friends and family? If you answered yes to all of these questions then I might be the answer to your nightmares, I mean dreams, the answer to your dreams. I will remain loyal to you until death do us part, or you disappear, same difference. I like to go on long, late night mushroom hunts in secluded wooded areas, which is why I always carry a shovel with me. I have a great sense of humor and am very out going as evidenced by my constant hamming in front of the news crews parked outside my house. I am very loyal and will stick with you through thick and thin, or for a couple of weeks if you go missing, same difference. So don't be shy take a chance on love. What have you got to lose, except life, limb and where abouts.
****Disclaimer*****
This ad was a parody and in no way intended to insinuate that an actual meeting between myself and Drew Peterson ever took place. Had such a meeting taken place, it would have involved a pair of pliers , a blowtorch and a confession.
Gee, perhaps I should sign up. I always wondered what life (or death) would be like inside a blue barrel.
ReplyDeleteLOL Omg you are a freaking hoot. I can't wait for drinks!
ReplyDeleteOops, I mean, me drink, you watch.. lol
ReplyDeletePliers, blowtorch, and a confession . . . I'm voting for you in the next election!
ReplyDeleteOkay I live two towns away from the Drew man. The running joke on the radio station that makes fun of Drew is that his 3rd wife wouldn't have drowned in the tub if she had some of those bath tub grips on the bottom. The problem was that she didn't like how it felt on her ass.
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