He Man Woman Hater's Club of Kansas

Sometimes it's the little things that really piss me off. The insignificant matter of a boy's high school basketball game and who is fit to referee it is the subject du jour, and the focus of my ire. Michelle Campbell, a somewhat mannish looking lady referee was all set to ref a boys B-ball game. The game was at St. Mary’s Academy, a private religious school about 25 miles northwest of Topeka, as reported on Kansas City.com . Before the game started, a school administrator approached Campbell’s referee partner, and told him a woman could not serve as referee. That would be putting a woman in a position of authority over boys, he was told , a scenario that was contrary to beliefs at St. Mary’s Academy. Women have been telling me what to do my entire life, unfortunately, I rarely listened to them, and I turned out to be one hot mess. In fact I am a cautionary tale when it comes to not listening to women. To his credit the male ref walked out on the game.

The school is owned and operated by the Society of St. Pius X. Apparently these misanthropes felt that the catholic church had become to liberal, due to some popes decree that mass should be read in the language of the parishioners rather than Latin. Let me say that again, the catholic church was too fast and loose for these clowns.

Are you kidding me? Seriously, who could accuse the catholic church of being to far to the left? Well these knuckle heads that's who. I am assuming this is just the tip of the iceberg, and soon even more early Roman Catholic traditions will be re instituted. What's next ? Maybe they will start rounding up the locals who don't adhere to their dogma and have their own version of the Spanish inquisition.

Apparently st. Mary's is molding their young men to believe that anyone sporting a Va Jay Jay is beneath them. But they have female teachers, I'm assuming these boys mothers tell them what to do as well, so whats the real reason? Well, I have my own theory. I could be completely off base, and I have zero facts to bolster any of this, so lets call it an unsubstantiated gut feeling on my part. I think it's a clear cut case of anti lesbian discrimination. I have no idea if Michelle Campbell is a lesbian, but she definitely looks a little butch to me. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I like lesbians, and if I was a woman, Id be a lesbian. So Ms. Campbell, if you read this, my inferrance about your sexual proclivities, accurate or not, are in no way meant in a derogatory way. I'm just saying, you look a little butch. And if a liberal, forward thinking fan of Sappho's such as myself thinks you are taking float trips down Lake Lick-a Snatchee, then its easy to assume that Friar Tuck who cock blocked you from reffing the B-ball game thinks likewise.

In closing I think that women should be outraged, regardless of their sexual orientation. I am calling upon all women to rise up as one and smote these knuckle dragging, mohair robe wearing , douche bags. There should be a million uterus march on the campus of this bastion of misogyny.