Saturday, November 15, 2008

Alonzo Washington responds.

I want to be fair and balanced about my piece on Alonzo Washington. Here is his response, actually about the third attempt at a response. I hate to get in an Internet pissing match, so this will be the last post on Alonzo (what would jesus do) Washington. I really don't know why he has his under roos in such a bunch, the bulk of my post was excerpts from his "crime fightin blog", in his own words.
KC,
Realize why this blogger attacked me. I am every this he wants to be. I am cool. He is a nerd. I am in shape. He is not. Women dig me. Women don't dig him. I am handsome. He is ugly. Thousands of people read my blog (I don't know why). only a few hundred reads his. I make a difference in the community & he does not. It makes him feel like a nobody to see me. You see, if I was such a joke to this nobody he would not care what I said about a homicide victim's family. However, he knows my thoughts matter & his does not. He could write a millions blogs about me and when I go out on the streets people would still treat me like a star. The media will stil cover me & I will still solve more crimes. I help everyday. This @sshole reads my blog and wishes he could be like me. Hey Mark, I think you are gay. Why would any straight man be so concerned with another man like you are with me? So, keep reading my blog and know you will die a ugly old White guy who has never done after as great as I have! You can't. You the next big thing in your life is your death. The only thing that could ever make your blog hot is for you to write about me.
Peace,
Alonzo Washington


I almost had begun to feel a little bad about ripping the guy a new one, not really. So he calls me Old, Ugly, and Gay. I guess I'm lucky he can't flip an E booger at me. This is the guy people think is a good person . I assumed he would come back at me, over my criminal past, which might have been a good rebuttal. Instead he resorts to third grade homophobic name calling. Nice job Alonzo, I rest my case.

24 comments:

  1. Wow, that's quite a bit of nastiness to end with the word peace. Some how I don't think he wishes you peace at all.

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  2. Alonzo Washington is a legend in his own mind. He wishes he could be half the gentlman Alvin Brooks is.

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  3. He just confirmed his douche bag status.

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  4. As I stated in an earlier comment, Alonzo is an ASS. He IS what is wrong with the community. Also, he could use some lessons in grammar - his ignorance always shows!! Maybe someone will "donate" some money to his education...

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  5. All you need to respond to Alonzo with is "Omega Man", the crappy comic book he made. Who exactly is the dork?

    Believe it or not, Alonzo actually spent money to make Omega Man action figures. There was a varient, I believe, dressed in white.

    How many "thousands" of those did you sell Alonzo?

    LOL

    Alonzo Washington has done some decent things, but yes, for the most part he is a complete joke.

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  6. That sounds like it was written by a pimply, 36 year old virgin who resides in his mother's basement...besides Tony.

    I'd be willing to be he has little affirmations written down on post-its all over his house.

    I have some friends who live in his 'hood. They describe him as a joke who rolls around on dubs. His own community laughs at him.

    ~eyeroll~

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  7. He actually lives in a quiet residential neighborhood just south of the intersection of 83rd Terrace and Parallel Parkway in Kansas City, Kansas.

    He does not live in the "hood".

    And I think the ENTIRE community laughs at him.

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  8. I've been calling him a douche for years. I have never liked that cocky, money grubbing, "community activist". He is a lame assed hustler who has tricked his way into free shit and it looks like that gravy train may be coming to a halt and he will need to get a job because his photography is rudimentary at best.

    My senior project in high school had better composition then his entire portfolio.

    Tell him to tongue your shit chute, the pompous douche o' rama.

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  9. wow.

    Alonzo and Antonia; what a pair of ultramaroons.

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  10. Wow and I always thought Alonzo was a fine upstanding citizen. *removes tongue from cheek*

    Maybe Alonzo had a semi-noble purpose when he first started, but he is a sham now. He has the credibility of a used car salesman at Pete Franklins.

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  11. Ouch. It's got to hurt to be called a nerd by a self proclaimed comic book creator, and a failed one at that.

    Put the blue tooth down and get a life Alonzo.

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  12. Sounds like a few inmates I have had the pleasure to watch. All bark, no bite.

    Yah he is an ass, but at times aren't we all, well except maybe XO. He is always an ass.

    I thought the women dug the blue tooth head set. I could be wrong though, being that I am not the player Alonzo claims to be. And then he gets racial on top of that. Wow.

    Real charmer that.

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  13. Alonzo? Who is that???? LOL

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  14. Try not to take it personally, MM... I'd have issues with you if you DID get along with the fruit loop.
    I am, however, going to see that I work "tongue your shit chute" into some conversation before the week is out.
    Always entertaining and informative, your blog.

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  15. Of course, in his usual fashion, Alonzo Washington is blasting Midtown Miscreant and the Pitch on his My Space blog.

    And again, his grammar and spelling show his lack of education.

    If you would like to see the ramblings of this racist self proclaimed 'crime fighter' and all of the crimes he claims to have 'solved', even though there is no proof of such in many of these cases, go to his My Space blog site: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=106341812

    One word of warning though. If you post a comment on his blog and he doesn't like what you post, he will remove your post and block you from adding any additional posts. He doesn't like being proven wrong. It's his way or no way.

    You may also contact him through mail at his home address:
    1925 N 83rd Ter
    Kansas City, KS 66112
    (913) 321-6764

    Oh, and check out his new crime fighting moped. It's quite hilarious!

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  16. Yup, here he goes again.

    I posted an opposing view to his post titled "The Pitch calls me childish".

    It was a very well worded, yet critical response that I added as a 'comment' to his post.

    Within 20 minutes, he had removed my comments and blocked me from posting any more comments.

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  17. The guy can't even construct a sentence.

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  18. I think Alonzo realizes that he has been called out and MM hit him right on the chin!

    Alonzo has written 8 attacks against MM since last week on his My Space blog.

    Seems the truth hurts huh, Alonzo?

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  19. Even if you are/were a fan of Alonzo, his incessant ramblings containing bad grammar and (hopefully) typos, clearly indicate the level of intelligence he possesses. I have to wonder about the population who still believes this man is an asset to society.

    It’s easy to agree or disagree with postings from bloggers, but there are some that may show blogging is not necessarily meant to be a privilege to every person.

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  20. Just for the record, I say that everyone lives in a 'hood. It's not a racist reflection, it's just easier than typing out the entire word.

    Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics...you may win, but you're still retarded.

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  21. What's the deal with his hair? Does it come from a can of spray paint?

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  22. The guy can't even construct a sentence.

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