Fast Eddie Friday.......Shoot The Moon. Shrek Pens memoirs.

"Shoot The Moon, shoot the moon". That was a Stacey Keach line in a Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke I think, but I could be wrong since all of their movies were the same, and I never watched one unless I was hopped up on the Hippy Lettuce. Now fox 4 is reporting a KCPD operation called Operation Buzz Kill. It seems that some genius in the police department has been surfing the Interwebs and has cracked wide open the 420 conspiracy. Yes boys and girls today, 4/20 means there will be a massive movement of potheads on our city streets, driving 10 miles under the speed limit, eating bowls of Captn Crunch, while laughing uncontrollably at the guy riding shotgun who just singed his eyebrows trying to light that roach. My first thought was,"hey nobody sent me an invite", my second thought was" Don't hide it, Divide it", and my final thought was "Are you fuckin kiddin me?". Does our police department actually believe there will be a plethora of pot smokers driving around because of the days date? The answer is , Yes. The East Side continues to be a killing field, so lets focus on some over hyped horse shit, like 420 day. Maybe after the streets have been swept clean of slow driving under achievers the KCPD can have a new operation, call it ,Operation Stop Young Black Men from Killing Each Other, or, Make Front Porches a Safe place to Sit on the East Side. Yeah, I know, it doesn't sound as cool as Operation Buzz Kill. Shoot the Moon, and pass the Twinkies.


Shrek is penning her memoirs, two books, because one bad idea isn't nearly enough. Gloria keeping it classy Squittro, wife of Mayor Mark Frankenstein Funkhouser, is writing two books yall! The woman who uses phrases like "The Black Part of Town", the woman who sent out a Christmas letter detailing the mayors prostate exam by a guy with hands like a catchers mitt, who I assume was a doctor, the woman who was banished from city hall after subjecting employees to sexual innuendos and calling a black woman Mammy-eeee, which resulted in the city being sued. Yes that woman, is writing two books about her life with the Funk. This is going to really work out great. Maybe Hearne, with the Ryan Seacrest hair, Christopher, can hook her up with his main man, Craig, coke dealer to comedians, Glazer's publisher. Maybe they can turn it in to a movie!

Manute Bol will star as the Mayor......................

Yaphet Kotto will play the role of Gloria, , it will be epic. Also using black actors will squash the racist rhetoric angle. My apologies to Manute and Yaphet. Thanks to TKC, for keeping me abreast and a wing, in all things mayorial. I think I first read it there a couple of weeks ago.

And finally on a serious note. Some of the comments on this blog have taken a nasty turn. I don't mean the ones directed toward me, that's okay, it comes with the territory. But let's try to refrain from the name calling of your fellow commenter's. I get a fairly diverse number of readers, we all don't see eye to eye on many subjects, but that's okay. So ease up on the name calling, mmmkay, that's my job. Thanks. Stay safe and have a good weekend. I'll be absent for a few days until the braniacs at Comcast get me back on line. In the meantime I wish you all, love , peace and chicken grease.

***Correction*** I mistakenly said that Today was 4/20, when in fact Monday is 4/20. I got so excited I sparked up a fatty and got turned around on the dates. Here I went and did all that driving around for nought. My bad.