Smart Ass Stew...........exactly like Fast Eddie Friday, only different

The French and Germans are showing their collective asses at this years G 20 summit. Am I the only one seeing the irony here? It seems like the French go out of their way to butt heads with the United States. I don't like the French, never have. For starters they talk funny, they wear horizontal stripes , face paint, and berets. Oh wait, I'm thinking of the GOOD french, the ones who don't talk, ....Mimes. The frogs are threatening to walk out of the summit and take the Germans with them. Both countries have the memory of a flea, were it not for the U S they would be goose stepping out of the summit, speaking German instead of french, and drinking hot beer. I'm not saying they shouldn't disagree with us, but they need to lose the attitude. Since there are riots and protests going on in the streets of London right now, over the shit sandwich that is the global economy, a show of unity or at least refraining from making threats to take your toys and leave, might be in order. As for the anarchists and assorted douche nozzles who think it's okay to destroy private and public property, I hope those London cops put something on you that even Ajax wont remove.

Well there goes my Door to Door Gynecologist scam. Crime Scene Kansas City linked this story. A guy is going door to door posing as a dentist. at least one woman has allowed him in her home, sat in his dental chair, which is really just a lawn chair. He puts them under then feels them up. Gee, whoda thunk it? Who in their right mind thinks dentists travel around in a pickup truck, go door to door, and work on you in a lawn chair?

Last but not least, Nadia Octotwat Suleman is the subject of an article in the L A Times. Ready for this? Her lawyer says " She is trying to avoid the media spotlight". He goes on to say she is just trying to provide for her litter, my word not his, in the best way she can. "After all it's not like she can get a 9 to 5 job", his words not mine. The woman with Angelina Jolie lips and a clown car vagina, spends 1,000 bucks a day on nannies, 6 during the day and 5 at night according to the Times. She has been on Dr Phil 7 times so far, so much for avoiding the media. We all know she is just pimping these kids for a payday, so lets cut through the bullshit. Here's the rub; after the nurses who were caring for the kids complained about the constant cameras and media folks in Suleman's house, she fired them. They had also reported her to the state prior to being fired, saying the kids weren't in a good atmosphere. Now here's the clincher, her defenders , yes she has them,responded that she shouldn't be criticized for selling her story. Hey ass holes she isn't being criticized for selling her story, she is being criticized for having 8 kids in one fell swoop, adding to the other 6 that she couldn't support.