Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Stoopid Twosday.....Shine on you crazy diamond. Inside the mind of Gloria Squitiro.


Some of you may recall back in the day when Nancy Reagan allegedly used psychics, held seances, and other new agey spiritual shenanigans in the White House. More than a few people figured she was crazy. Well crazy has come to Kansas City, like one of the 4 horseman of the Apocalypse. Her name is Gloria, and behold, she rides a Pale gaunt guy instead of a horse. Any remaining shreds of dignity in the Mayors office have been totally destroyed, all hope of Mayor Funk turning his first and final term around have been dashed. All thanks to his number one supporter, his wife. A 2008 journal, kept on a city hall computer, reveals the thoughts, anger, and unbridled hate, of Kansas Citys first "Lady". Why the Mayors wife was stupid enough to document her true feelings on a city computer is beyond me. 35 pages of revelations, how her mind works, all laid out. It's the car crash you can't look away from. You can read it in all it's glory here. There are ghostly apparitions, lots of "poor Me's", and an insight into the unguarded and unstable mind of a woman who influences the "elected leader"of Kansas City. It isn't often that you get a chance to see inside someones soul, I cant recommend it enough. The PDF is 35 pages long, it's alot to digest, but it's a must read. My initial thoughts after reading her diary;


1. I feel sorry for the Funk and I have to admit a begrudging respect for his devotion to a woman who clearly is not mentally balanced. That said, I have an equal amount of disdain for an elected official, a Mayor no less, who would allow the city to suffer in order to placate his wife.

2. Some people take great pleasure in being miserable. Gloria loves the drama as long as she can be the center of it. She relishes the role of victim, even though her victimization comes from her own hand and mouth.

3. She needs to get some serious mental help, stat.
One of the most telling points, at least in my mind, Gloria gets pissed off because a mechanic can't remove her car wheel due to locking lug nuts to which there was no key. She complains about the "Asshole" wasting their time. She wants what she wants, when she wants it, and pity the fool who stands in her way. 35 pages of crazy, fear, loathing, envy, lust for power, it's all there, and really worth a read when you have an extra 30 minutes.


What fascinates me is the voyeuristic aspect of those 35 pages. These are private thoughts, stupidly stored on a city computer. She never intended for much of what was revealed to be public record, these are her inner thoughts, often ugly, petulant, and childish. I almost felt guilty reading it, like finding someones diary open and unattended. Then again, most people don't keep a diary on a city hall computer. If it was anyone else, I'd say that the fallout over these 35 pages of crazy would be the catalyst that would prompt Funk to step down, for the sake of his wife and family. But the Mayor is stubborn, incompetent but stubborn. I think he will ride it out to the bitter end, even if it sends his unbalanced wife over the edge.

14 comments:

  1. "she rides a Pale gaunt guy instead of a horse..." MM, I just puked. Thanks for the visual...shuddering

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  2. Your imagery is worthy of Dante. The woman is a nutcase, for sure. Anybody running for office should be forced to reveal all correspondence and notes to public view before the election. Then, of course, nobody would ever get elected.

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  3. I think you nailed it. As I read the diary I kept thinking this woman needs professional help. But who are we to diagnose based on her private ramblings? Just because we rightly get to see the document filed on a city computer, doesn't mean it is official. But then I realize that all her private ramblings were expounded in public by her at one time or another. That's why the diary seems so familiar. Imagine when this gets picked up nationally...

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  4. I haven't read it yet, and plan to momentarily, but my immediate thought is why is this coming out now? Any chance this private info randomly found on a ciy computer might be a work of fiction? Don't ask me why I'm suddenly being all optimistic, especially in regards to someone I could really give two shits about, but I just wanted to put that out there. And now I go to clicky the linky...

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  5. Is it real? Why was it on a city computer AFTER she had been banned from city hall.

    I think she's nuts overall, but the document seems odd to me.

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  6. It's just being released now because they have discovery in the civil suit which just forced the documents to come out on Monday. And she doesn't have to be in the office to use a city-owned laptop.

    And having grown up with a variation on the theme, "Personality Disorder" just keeps flashing through my head. I hate the laptop psychologists as much as the next person, but the descriptions of her fights with her family and coworkers never being her fault, but because they don't understand or were spoiling for a fight? Bang on.

    I grew up with some strong Italian women and there's a streak of wild/unfuckwithable, but there's a line between wild/unfuckwithable and batshit-"your kids actually still speak to you?" nuts. She's of the latter camp.

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  7. I didn't realize it was a laptop before. That makes a lot more sense. The discovery - not why she would write this crap in the first place. Or why she would be dumb enough to use a city computer.

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  8. I think you are all wrong. I can point to a whole bunch of people in my office who have exactly the same thoughts, they just don't bother to write them down. We all get pissed about stuff just don't carry it around long enough to type it on a company computer :-). Faith was pissed of at the fish guy yesterday enough to write a whole post about it. Gloria's problem was just not being too bright but thinking that she was, which is a fault of the school system here.

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  9. What makes Gloria Squitiro crazy and Sarah Palin presidential material? They both seem loony to me ...

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  10. "I can point to a whole bunch of people in my office who have exactly the same thoughts, they just don't bother to write them down." How can you be so sure? They might be writing out their frustrations when they go home. Or possibly even on a work-based computer...I'm not sure what kind of access you have, so I can't be positive about that, but yeah...just wondering how you know for sure that the guy sitting the next cube, or whatever, over from you isn't writing on a blog you know nothing about and telling the world about the Russian dude next to him that pickles all his food and tells nifty stories about his Motherland past?

    And to be fair, I told that fishmonger story because it was material that came out of my weekend. Sometimes I gotta reach for shit. Not gonna lie. ::shrugs:: I wasn't pissed off at the fish guy after I got home and had a glass of wine and some dinner in my air-conditioned, empty (aside from me, Leo and the dogs) house. Usually, the anger with the world melts away once I have no further contact with random strangers...

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  11. Between this and the proctoscopy Christmas card letter, I'd say she's a few cards short of a deck.

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  12. Shrek has gotta go.

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  13. No wonder Gloria gets along so well with Aggie Stackhaus, They're two of a kind.

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  14. hello everyone

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