Somebody call Thumper, Bambi just got capped...

Some mornings I wake up and cannot for the life of me find a single thing to write about. Thanks to Jason the anarchist douche bag Miller, this ain't one of those mornings. For those of you not familiar with Miller, he is currently in an epic struggle to save the deer at Shawnee Mission Park. Miller and his band of unwashed hemp wearers took a stand this Sunday, and if the video is any indication, Jason needs to turn in his anarchist card. These clowns were so lame they couldn't even get arrested for blocking the entrance to the park.
The video really speaks for itself. The high points for me are Miller talking to a lady passenger in a car that's like 6 feet away. She is leaning out of the window telling him to move his ass from the road, he responds through his trusty Bullhorn, from 6 feet. I think it's one of those Mr. Microphones from back in the 80's. Remember the commercial? "Hey good looking be back to pick you up later".

The second sweetest spot comes when some bag lady backs into a car, then looks to Miller for support when she gets clipped. Miller, in that dreary monotone of his, chastises the driver. Let's face it, when you block traffic and the cops just redirect the cars around you, rather than throw your monkey ass in jail, you have failed as an anarchist/animal asstivist. Miller and his band of deer huggers are the anarchist equivalent of the Kansas City Chiefs, they just can't win one. I'd suggest Miller rent a deer costume and roam the woods, maybe he will be martyred.

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