Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Want fries with that fit?

Somebody get that bitch a Happy Meal!! STAT!!!!
The crazy Midtown Kansas City goodness starts at about 55 seconds in to the video. The KCPD is looking for this gentle flower, who snapped, crackled, and popped like a giant rice crispy in the Mc D's on Linwood and Main. If you see this woman, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, attempt to apprehend her. Get crossways with this woman and you'll be eating a steady diet of Mc Shakes until they unwire your jaw. I suggest luring here to the Central patrol division via a trail of fries.

I found this gem by way of Crime Scene Kansas City. Thanks James Hart.

5 comments:

  1. the best video ever,just missing the sound

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  2. You don't need sound--just image "fuck" and all its forms every other word.

    TIPS hotline 816-474-TIPS. This spoiled brat must not be allowed to run the streets!

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  3. I'm so glad I live in the boonies, even with the two convicted felons living next door. Thanks for reminding me it could be worse.

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  4. Something about big cities that make people lose all sense of shame. Do something stupid like that out here in the sticks and people for miles around will never speak to you again. She was obviously acting weird to begin with. Did you see how the other people in line were standing wayy back even in the beginning of the video? Someone should have keyed in then and had a cop on the way. I'm just saying.

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  5. My personal favorite part of the video is right when she starts shoving the registers off of the counter. There are people waiting in line who back away when she starts going really crazy...only to hang out and then get back in line behind the smashed-up registers when she's done throwing her tantrum. Really?! How badly do you need a cheeseburger? If I walked into a McDonald's and saw some woman losing her shit like that, you can bet I'd be back out the door in two seconds flat!

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