Showing posts with label childhood memories.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label childhood memories.. Show all posts

Thursday, July 31, 2008

You can find me here, getting lost.


Worn wooden floors, devoid of any stain or varnish, yet full of character. The floor moves a little under your feet. There are pieces of sheet metal in various spots, patching holes. You can smell history in this place. The past has a musty odor. I come here often, usually on a whim, lack of anything better to do, but rarely for a specific reason or item. I just like to walk around, take it all in.


There must be a million stories in this place. A 6 foot long carrot. School project? Some farmers sign maybe? Hard to say really, but a fine thing to look at and ponder.
A Jesus, coated in aluminum paint, hanging from a wrought iron Gothic cross. It must weigh 50 pounds. Maybe whoever made it did so as penance for a multitude of sins, the weight symbolic of the heavy burden of them on the makers conscience.
A life size dummy, canvas torso, reclines on a fainting chair, some joker put a red rubber ball between its legs. No hidden symbolism there, just me being a smart ass.
Flashes of color coated memories from my childhood jump out at me from every corner of this old, barely converted, warehouse. I had this lunchbox, or my grandparents had glasses like that, almost tasting the sweet tea Clara made, that couldn't be replicated by anyone else. You can see things you haven't thought of or seen in 30 years, things you didn't even recall until the second you see them and it all comes rushing back to you as if it were just yesterday.


It's a living, breathing , time machine. In a few steps you can go from 1930 to 1970 and beyond, then back again. I make up commercials in my head, like this one. "When a forty just wont do"

I imagine we all have some certain place that we frequent for no particular reason, no special purpose, just to take it all in. To get lost for an hour or two. I go here. You might even run in to me if you ever happen to go there. I'm easy to spot, just look for the guy who looks a little out of place among the well heeled hipsters and the grungy artsy types.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Where is MM ?

Okay here we go , the first ever installment of Where is MM. This one is fairly easy, future WMM's will be more obscure, weired, or just plain difficult to identify the location of. There is no prize, no glory, zero accolades, and not a single benefit for answering correctly. You get some cred for knowing shit about the KC metro area, that's it. Oh, and you get to read some anecdote or semi witty crap I will write to accompany the photo. Just put your answer in the comment section , or don't.
I have been fascinated by this statue since I was a little Miscreant. My mother told me that some guy discovered it in some ancient ruins in China. She said the eyes once held diamonds but the guy had to remove them to pay to ship the thing back. It was a long story, and pure fantasy intended to amuse a little boy.
Mom has long since slipped from this mortal coil, but the memory of her , or at least a snapshot from days past still resides with this statue.
This thing is huge. It stands at least 10 feet tall, the eagle has a wing span of 8 foot or better. I don't know the real history of it. If anyone knows, just keep it to yourself. As far as I'm concerned it was discovered in ancient Asian ruins and once had diamond eyes.