There isn't anyone on the face of this planet who loves their dog more than I do. In fact I would go as far to say that I elevate my pooches to near human status. That being said, I'm about to rip in to some Leawoodians/ leawoodamites? Last night in the land of cake and steak , Leawood , the city council approved snaring and other inhumane methods to trap and destroy coyotes that are being, well, coyotes.
The only subject of late that has garnered more attention on Fox 4 news than David Cook, is the problem of coyotes eating pets left unattended in Leawood. First things first, Fox 4 the non news News station. More often than not if there is a murder in the city proper, translation east side or midtown, it might garner 30 or 45 seconds, but let a coyote eat a pug, or a marginally talented bar singer win another round of American Idol, and fox 4 will inundate the airwaves with hard hitting journalism and cracker jack reporting. So Fox 4 , you suck as a genuine News source. And Kathy Quinn dresses like a lounge lizard.
Now back to you great white Coyote Killers. The city council of Leawood has approved the inhumane killing of coyotes because, and this is a quote from one of the douche nozzles on the council, "They, the coyotes, have adopted the area as their own" Newsflash, the coyotes were there first. You over privileged, false sense of entitlement, brooks brothers wearing, Ass Hats keep building your starter mansions further south. You want to live in a semi country setting, but you don't want to be bothered with certain parts of the environment that comes with it. Boo fucking Hoo.
I don't have a problem with someone protecting their property, pets or children from nuisance animals, like coyotes. What I have a problem with is the cruel manner in which they intend to go about addressing the issue. In my opinion, and it's the only one that counts here, the fact that the city council and pussified residents that pushed for the snaring method, haven't bothered to try more humane solutions first, is just a glaring reminder that there is a segment of society so caught up in themselves, they give zero thought to the means by which the attain their end. In other words you douche bags that pushed this cruel agenda have perpetuated every negative stereotype about upper middle class dick wads from Leawood. It is only a matter of time before Leawood residents expunge the area of dangerous squirrels , rabbits and blue jays, and replace them with Gucci emblemed designer woodland creatures. What you pussies need to do is grab a BB gun and sit up one night and plink a few of them, like everyone else that lives in a metropolitan area does.
We don't have coyotes in midtown, but we do have some big ass rats. I just ordered Roy Clark's Learn the guitar in three weeks. My plan is to learn the guitar and use it like the pied piper. As soon as Ive got my act down, I plan on invading Leawood with an entire battalion of mean pekingese eating Midtown rats. It's on like Donkey Kong. Viva La revolucion, viva la coyote.
