Fox 4 had a little story about a good Samaritan who pulled a guy out of the lake on 26th and Paseo. The story is that the guy striped down to his DRAWS and proceeded to walk out on to the lake. Crazy at it may sound, this is nothing new, blame it on Butt Naked. No, Butt Naked is not a gay porn star, it's a drug, also known as Water, sherm, wack, pcp. What it really is, 99 percent of the time, is a concoction of embalming fluid and who knows what. They dip a joint or a cigarette in the shit and smoke it. This particular brand of poison got it's name Butt Naked, because users often strip down to nothing and run through the streets.
Anyway, the guy who pulled the sinking pseudo Jaysus from the pond says the guy put up a struggle but he managed to get him ashore and call the ambulance. No word on why the water head was trying to walk on the water. The real saint in all of this is the young guy who risked his life and limb to save such a waste of space. Better human than me, I'd of let him drown. The good Samaritans name was Brandon Toliver, he must have been raised by some really good people, he did em proud.
A couple of years ago we were watching the news on tv and we saw a story about a guy happened to live down the street had been arrested for running through an Olathe Walmart naked. I thought he was a perv. After reading this I now realize he was probably on pcp. Fortunately he's no longer a neighbor. His wife threw him out.
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