The lengths I go through for you people.

40 highway is off the chain and out of control. Three people got shot at the Tool Shed bar , an ambulance rushing to the scene was involved in a wreck. And yours truly was accosted by an angry hooker in front of the Budget Inn. Why you ask, would I be in front of one of the sleaziest , crime ridden no tell motels in the city ? Well, if I tell you, I'd have to kill you. I was actually snapping some pictures for an upcoming, bi state, cooperative series that will be unparalleled in the Kansas City Blogosphere and beyond. You wont want to miss it. But back to the Hooker.

I was pulled over snapping some shots of the Budget Inn, when this Hooker and Hookie were pulling out of the motel. Apparently she had the guy stop, jumps her narrow ass out of the truck and starts yelling at me in the middle of the road, telling me to "Come Here", heh. Now any rational , halfway sensible person would have made a quick exit and ignored Crackzilla. But we are talking about me, so I pulled a U turn and drove up beside the scarlet harlot. She did her little crack induced Parkinson walk up to my window, leans down and says "You taking pictures".

I respond, "Uh Huh, but not of you". "Okay" , she says. Then as I start to pull off she flips me the double bird. I stick my head back out of the window, just in time to see her peel her shorts down and moon me. It wasn't pretty, trust me. I gave her my best Denzil Washington ala Training Day impersonation, " You wanna go to jail, or you wanna go home?" says I. As I revealed in my post about Dog-patch, if you act like a cop, they will think you are a cop. Just as I got my camera raised to fire off a shot, she jumped in the tricks truck. This is all I got, tail lights.

I'm sharing this with you so you will know the lengths I go to and the risks I take just to amuse you people while you read my blog on company time. Here is a single picture, a preview of what may well be one of the most epic blog series to come down the pike, even more compelling than my Prison for Dummies series. Coming soon......