I was pulled over snapping some shots of the Budget Inn, when this Hooker and Hookie were pulling out of the motel. Apparently she had the guy stop, jumps her narrow ass out of the truck and starts yelling at me in the middle of the road, telling me to "Come Here", heh. Now any rational , halfway sensible person would have made a quick exit and ignored Crackzilla. But we are talking about me, so I pulled a U turn and drove up beside the scarlet harlot. She did her little crack induced Parkinson walk up to my window, leans down and says "You taking pictures".
I respond, "Uh Huh, but not of you". "Okay" , she says. Then as I start to pull off she flips me the double bird. I stick my head back out of the window, just in time to see her peel her shorts down and moon me. It wasn't pretty, trust me. I gave her my best Denzil Washington ala Training Day impersonation, " You wanna go to jail, or you wanna go home?" says I. As I revealed in my post about Dog-patch, if you act like a cop, they will think you are a cop. Just as I got my camera raised to fire off a shot, she jumped in the tricks truck. This is all I got, tail lights.
I'm sharing this with you so you will know the lengths I go to and the risks I take just to amuse you people while you read my blog on company time. Here is a single picture, a preview of what may well be one of the most epic blog series to come down the pike, even more compelling than my Prison for Dummies series. Coming soon......
what's up with the teaser-posts, get on with it already
ReplyDeleteIt's called hype, and besides it isnt ready yet, and I didnt have anything else to write about.
ReplyDeleteAhh good ol' Indy. My home town. You bring back so many memories. Good times. Good times....
ReplyDeleteSounds like this might be a kinda dangerous journalistic endeavor. I bet the pimp had a gun. Be careful Sherlock. Now get going so I can read this saga!
ReplyDeleteHell. There are plenty of sassy hookers right here in midtown. You don't need to travel. The one that I busted in action in a car in front of my house at 6:45 this morning was spicy as all get out. The shot of the John's license plate was what really got them moving.
ReplyDeleteThat and the fact that my dogs look about 300xs as scary as yours, no offense.
Ahh the good ole Toolshed. I have never frequented the place but pass by it often, and always thought about going in to take a piss. A local IndepMO fella I went to college with says the head is decorated with hundreds (if not thousands)of nudie pics. No faces, just the interesting bits.
ReplyDeleteThe Budget Inn, that's the place next to the adult bookstore aint it? That place has always pegged my skeev-o-meter. You might wanna get a booster shot.
I'm warning you for the last time, Miscreant- quit stalking me!
ReplyDeleteLOL about the wallpaper in the men's room on the Tool Shed. In the early 1980's I worked in an auto parts store, there was one bathroom, and my male predecessors had papered it with hundreds of centerfolds -- you know, the nekkid kind. I found it amusing. I suppose today guys wouldn't get away with that sort of thing. I was the only girl working there, I didn't care. Boys will be boys, is how I saw it. :)
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