Coming soon to a blog near you.............A new series.

I have noticed a trend of late, regarding some of the blogs I read regularly, they aren't writing much. People who would post every single day, including weekends, are suddenly going days between posts. I feel their pain, and I know why, at least I think I do. I have composed no less than 4 farewell final posts. My finger poised above the publish button, ready to end it all. Like someone having second thoughts about suicide, I can never pull the trigger, I can't let it go. I know the second I put a round behind the ear of this blog, something will come to me, or some event will occur that begs me to write about it. Nobody wants to be known as the Brett Favre of Blogdom. Retire one day, come back out to play the next. So I ease my finger away from the publish button, and wait for the next idea, or the next story.

Anyway, the point to this post is twofold. It fills space. I've managed to write a couple of paragraphs, about nothing, and Ive managed to steal a minute or so of your life, that you , the reader, will never get back. More importantly, this is my way of saying the frequency of my posts may drop, at least until I regain the fire in my loins for writing. Not to be confused with the fire in my loins I once caught from a hippy chick in 77. The latter was an easy fix, a penicillin shot and I was back on track. I really hate it when people blog about blogging, which is exactly what I am doing now. I'm not the type of blogger who writes about their own day to day stuff. There isn't anything wrong with those blogs, in fact, that's exactly what half of my favorite blogs are about. Those people fall under the umbrella of bloggers who really do write for themselves. They aren't concerned about how many hits they get, who reads them, or if they are read at all. I on the other hand, check my stats counter obsessively, like a laboratory monkey who gets a hit of cocaine every time he pushes a button.

So to end this rambling missive, and to get to the actual fucking point already, I'm working on a new series. I'm going to write about criminals, bad guys, and nefarious creatures of dubious character that I have known over the years. Sort of like my post about Charlie and the LAX incident. I'm going to change names, time periods and other details to protect their actual identities, and to cover my own ass. I'll also touch on some of my own crimes as well, because in the end, I know that's what people really like to read about, at least on this blog. Let me just state for the record, that I wont be glorifying or bragging, or stretching the truth. I'll just lay it out there, take it or leave it. So my first post in the new series will be Monday. And kids, dont try this shit at home.