You are at the ATM, you withdraw 60 bucks, and head to your car. Suddenly a tall black guy emerges from the shadows. He takes your money at knife point. As he is about to make his getaway he pauses to check the bumper sticker on your car. This criminal, who is desperate enough to rob you on a city street sees that you are a McCain supporter. He comes back beats you up, risks blowing his clean getaway. Then he uses a knife to carve a B on your cheek. The B is backwards, the wound makes what looks like a rub mark. No cut, , and while backwards, the B is pretty neat, like whoever did it wasn't concerned with getting caught. The police won't even verify that a crime took place. The victim refuses medical treatment, and like the trooper she is goes on to do Gawds work for her political candidate. A dyslexic robber who is such an adamant supporter of a presidential candidate that he risks being caught in order to rub/cut a B in his vic's face. Or an overzealous, attention starved person with bad intent. You decide for yourself, as for me, I'm calling bullshit. And just for the record, same circumstances , different letter, say an M, and I still wouldn't buy it. Remember kids, knives cut, they at least scratch. I've been cut by a knife, and lady that's no knife wound.
Another theory, mine anyway, she was in fact robbed and rubbed the B in her face, went to the hospital 4 hours later, voila', national headlines. What do you think?
Update ******* Cops are saying the "victims" story is changing read it here.
Update***** Liar Liar Pants on fire .
what? that's supposed to be a beating? pshaw....
ReplyDeleteMy theory is that she's into rough sex and regrets that her 'master' marked her in such an obvious way. She had to explain thing to the chics at work somehow, so she concocted the robbery story. doesn't look like a knife mark to me either, more like a light burn.
ReplyDeleteI think stacey is onto something.
ReplyDeleteThis story sounded fishy from the very beginning. I agree with mm. No way a thug robbing someone of $60 at an ATM takes the time to make an obscure political statement.
I wonder if she realizes that most ATM's have camera's in them or nearby?
I think she cut herself while looking in a mirror. That would explain the backwards B.
ReplyDeleteWith a face like that, she'll do whatever is necessary to garner attention.
ReplyDeleteShe should have realized THAT MIRROR RELEFECTS BACKWARDS! That girl did that to herself in the bathroom mirror. Sad!
ReplyDeleteMan, she reminds me Chris Griffin off of Family Guy!!
ReplyDeleteBet she's about to poo her pants with all the media attention it's getting now.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she did it herself. Or her boyfriend after beating her.
You are all missing the point. A fucking serious crime has occurred here. The mark on her face was obviously left by a high velocity pretzel impact. It’s a well known fact that young inner city blacks have been encouraged by Obama to carry pretzels. They use them to wound and maim unsuspecting whites. It’s the perfect weapon really. If you believe you are going to be caught, you just eat your ammo. The police should be weary of anyone they stop that seems excessively thirsty. It’s obvious this leads back to Obama. Everyone knows he’s highly vested in pretzel futures and was a lobbyist for the PPOA (Pretzel Producers of America).
ReplyDeleteDam, I really need to lay off the peyote.