Fast Eddie Friday.....Here we go, fast and loose.

It appears that Ashley Todd aka Velma, will get diversion for her attention grabbing stunt last week. Apparently she has been in jail since the cops snatched her out of the Mystery Van and she fessed up to marring her abnormally bulbous liars head, with the backward B. While the whole incident has become laughable, chew on this for a minute; What if some random black man, fitting her generic description had been arrested for the robbery and assault she claimed took place? Would she have went along with the arrest, claimed he was her attacker, sending an innocent guy to the joint? Probably so. Hopefully this crazy bitch will get some help, I'd hate to see her do something really crazy , like pin a date rape case on Scooby Doo. Ruh Roh!

We have come a long way baby, when a plumber can expound on middle eastern foreign policy, on a national stage, and people lap it up like cats to cream. Not a political statement here, just a personal bit of insight, somebody needs to tell Joe the Plumber to shut his drain hole. In related news the Obama campaign has responded to the sudden popularity of Joe the Plumber, by enlisting his brother Pete the Plumber. He will be touring with Biden and Obama. Pete will expound on foreign policy, and replace the toilet gasket on the tour bus.

And finally, Sex offenders will be required to stay home, lights out, sign displayed saying "no candy here", or whatever it is supposed to say. On a bright note, it will be a no brainer who will be cleaning egg off their nondescript kidnapper's van in the morning. Seriously, it never ceases to amaze, confound and infuriate me, that these creepy fuckers have the gall to snivel and whine about their rights being violated. They feel violated because they have to register as sex offenders, they feel violated because they cant live next to a school, they feel violated because they cant pass out candy. It's ironic, that the very people who have no qualms about violating the innocent, are so quick to complain about perceived violations of their rights, brought on by their own guilty actions.

That's it for this week boys and girls. Everyone have a safe, Plumber and Pedophile free Halloween. I'll be back Monday, with that previously promised , Suburban/Rural blight post I eluded to during my urban Blight series. It promises to be Hillbilly-licious.

Dyslexic Robber or the tried and true " It was a nondescript black guy" routine

You are at the ATM, you withdraw 60 bucks, and head to your car. Suddenly a tall black guy emerges from the shadows. He takes your money at knife point. As he is about to make his getaway he pauses to check the bumper sticker on your car. This criminal, who is desperate enough to rob you on a city street sees that you are a McCain supporter. He comes back beats you up, risks blowing his clean getaway. Then he uses a knife to carve a B on your cheek. The B is backwards, the wound makes what looks like a rub mark. No cut, , and while backwards, the B is pretty neat, like whoever did it wasn't concerned with getting caught. The police won't even verify that a crime took place. The victim refuses medical treatment, and like the trooper she is goes on to do Gawds work for her political candidate. A dyslexic robber who is such an adamant supporter of a presidential candidate that he risks being caught in order to rub/cut a B in his vic's face. Or an overzealous, attention starved person with bad intent. You decide for yourself, as for me, I'm calling bullshit. And just for the record, same circumstances , different letter, say an M, and I still wouldn't buy it. Remember kids, knives cut, they at least scratch. I've been cut by a knife, and lady that's no knife wound.

Another theory, mine anyway, she was in fact robbed and rubbed the B in her face, went to the hospital 4 hours later, voila', national headlines. What do you think?

Update ******* Cops are saying the "victims" story is changing read it here.

Update***** Liar Liar Pants on fire .