Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The long way around the block


Dogs and Homeless People. I can pass by a dozen homeless guys on a dozen different corners every day of the week. I might, maybe, peel off a buck or three and slip it out the window to one of them, maybe. But you put a homeless guy with a dog and I will not only slip em a few bucks, I'll run to the nearest fast food place and pick up their lunch. Just ask this guy and his Saint Bernard, who left me about 15 bucks lighter, dinner included. I've got a theory as to why the added prop of a dog evokes a sympathetic reaction from me and it's pretty simple; I love dogs, at times more than most people. The homeless guy doesn't know that, he is just trying to get a few bucks for some grub and probably booze. The dog is just his companion. But it triggers a reaction in me.

I'll tell you what prompted me to write this; the economy. I'm seeing more and more homeless men and women, posted up on some corner, with a sign that I rarely if ever bother to read. Shit is just going to get worse. Jobs are being lost at an alarming rate with no end in site. The long and short of it is that there will be an increasing number of homeless people who have more in common with you and I ,than they do with the current crop of homeless people. When I say You and I, that doesn't mean we are the same type of people, because we aren't. There is a big difference between most of You, and Me. That difference is a big one, and it's also the reason that many of you take time out to read this blog. You would never turn to crime as a last resort, or you believe you would'nt, which is just as admirable, after all, it's the thought that counts. For most people there will always be other recourse short of stealing or begging. But once someone crosses that imaginary line, it becomes easier to cross again. Doesn't mean it's not wrong, it just is the way it is. That's the difference I'm referring to . That difference is going to determine if homeless guy decides to beg, borrow, or steal for a living.



Here is a purely hypothetical situation. I get thrown out on the street tomorrow. I'm jobless, can't find a job, any job, my family turns their back on me, my girlfriend drops me like a rock. Is there anyone in their right mind that believes I would go stand on a corner begging for pocket change? I wish I could tell you that is exactly what I would do, but it isn't. If my back was to the wall, my ego alone would prevent me from begging. I like to think I would have a moral battle waged inside my head and heart, but in the end, I'd fall of the Felony free wagon. Now that's not going to happen, but if it did, that's what I'd do. It's what I know, I did it for over 20 years, and as a last resort, it's what I'd do, for better or worse. I would feel some guilt, not unlike the guilt of some former drunk who falls off the wagon after 10 years, and much like that drunk, the guilt wouldn't stop me from doing it.



Now my point to this too long post, and it's probably not what you are expecting. With the economy going in the tank, there are a whole lot of guys like me, and a whole lot more that make me seem like Little Lord Fauntleroy, who are going to find themselves in the situation I just gave you. They probably work some menial job, and have managed to keep their noses clean. What happens when they lose that job and find themselves in that suddenly non hypothetical situation? Will they swallow their pride, maybe get a dog, and beg for change? No. Will they revert to the former life of crime? You bet they will. And trust me, it's already happening. With the economy tanking, crime will inevitably rise.


Wayne Cauthen our city manager wants to cut the police departments budget by 12 million dollars. This isn't news, I'm just slow to get to it. This will take 225 cops off the street. Now Wayne gets a pretty fat slice of cake, his contract is well in to the 6 figure range if I'm not mistaken. Maybe Wayne could cut his salary, give till it hurts. After all, thats what he is asking the Police department to do. That's what he is asking every single man woman and child in this city to do. There is one difference, I'm just proposing that the city manager give up some cheddar, a little coin. Wayne wants the police and people of this city to give up safety, security, and in some cases, he is asking people to give up living. That's what is going to happen. People are going to die because of these cuts.


The day they take 225 cops off Kansas City streets due to budget constraints, is the day the Perfect Storm will be born. The bad economy is going to bring bad guys out of retirement, with fewer cops to even out the playing field crime rates will soar in this city. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that divided by 3 shifts, we will be light by 75 cops on the street at any given time. That's 75 cops who won't just happen to be close by when they are needed most. That's 75 cops who wont be there to protect and serve. And why won't they be there? Because our city manager is lazy, he wants to cut every city service across the board, quick, simple and easy. Our murder rate this year was one of the highest in recent history. And the best that our city manager can come up with is to cut the single most important budget in this city, public safety. Wayne Cauthen should have been a Weather Man, they get paid to get shit wrong too.
And thats how we go from a homeless guy to a city manager. The long way around the block.

10 comments:

  1. I am sure they are not letting go of the cops who bring cash to the city:traffic, parking, DUI, etc.

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  2. Gun sales are up all over the country. People know that crime goes up when the economy tanks and everybody gets nervous. Take cops off the street while adding criminals to the street and people are really going to freak. Doesn't paint a very rosy picture of what lies ahead of us.

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  3. Actually the gun purchases are a direct reaction to the fears harbored by gun owners of the Obama administration, not the economy or crime. The fear is that the new Democratic administration and Congress will further restrict gun ownership and specifically ban certain types or classes of firearms. So gun enthusiasts are buying up all they can before any possible restrictions kick in.

    On the other hand, an indirect result is that there will be more heavily armed private citizens, which could be a deterrent to crime. But I have my doubts.

    Instead I recommend getting a dog more than a gun. A dog will actually scare off many more perps, stopping a crime before it ever starts. The last thing a thief wants to deal with is an unknown barking dog. Who knows who will be alerted by the barking? What kind of dog is it? What will the dog do if I break in? Those are all questions most criminals don't want to deal with, so they move on and find an easier mark instead of mess with any person or property equipped with a mongrel.

    That's my public service message for the day.

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  4. Reminds me of an interview Studs Terkel did for his book Hard Times. I think it was in the 60's or 70's when Terkel was interviewing oldsters about their memories of the Great Depression. Studs asked this old guy if he thought it could happen again. The old guy goes "It would behoove the government not to let it happen again. Back then, my brothers and I were not afraid to die. My son is not afraid to kill."

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  5. A couple of points that I would like to make.

    1. When I see homeless people with dogs I alwasys feel for the dog....why? Well the dog is on a usually on a leash and can not get away, the homeless can make choices to try and improve the situation that they are in.

    2. I was laid off in November and have been doing temp work for the last couple of months. I have a business degree from Nebraska and 15 years of real world work experience and I can not find a job to save my ass. Things ARE bad out there and I think they are going to get much worse before they get better. If you have a good job I suggest you do everything you can to keep it.

    3. I think everyone has a breaking point...that point you reach when you find yourself doing things that you always said you would never do. I have a family and I would do whatever I have to to make ends meet and keep my kids fed. If I have to dig a ditch so be it...but what happens when there is no ditch.

    4. Cutting 200 plus cops from the KCMO streets is just plain stupid. STUPID. If anything KCMO need about 200 plus MORE cops on the street. I strongly suggest that all who can get a CCW permit and the proper self defence traning to protect yourself and family. I don't want to sound all doom and gloom...but would you rather have it and not need it or would you rather need it and not have it.

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  6. Good post. The guy who recommended a dog over a gun was providing good advice - as long as the dog-owners take good care of (and love) their dog.

    Now, a few questions:

    Cauthen is suggesting 225 police officers be cut, real police officers - sooooooooooooo, how many real jobs (people) is he proposing to be cut on the 29th floor and elsewhere in city hall?

    Let's look for that answer.

    Challenging Cauthen to take a pay cut is the right thing to do. Here's another question along those same lines but perhaps even more interesting - what is the maximimum percent pay cut city employees would agree to to prevent their co-workers from losing their jobs?

    No one ever talks about a two-pronged approach: (1) get rid of the slackers; and (2) of the people left, determine how much of a temporary pay decrease they would except to preserve their co-workers' job.

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  7. Wake up people: the city is in a financial quagmire because us idiot residents thought that it was ok for the city to go in to debt to finance the Sprint Center and many other fiscal black holes. Now we are OUT OF MONEY. Of course this will impact all city services including cops. There are no nice easy logical solutions. Hard times a'comin....

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  8. I can't stuff a German Shepherd in my waistband, so I think I'll stick with my .45.

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  9. Anonymous,
    We don't want to see you put a dog in your pants either. Good idea to stick with the .45. Though be careful with that safety, an accidental discharge in that sensitive area could have genger altering repurcussions. Have you considered a switch blade in your sock?

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  10. I keep a frozen carp on the coffee table. Anyone breaking in will be pummeled.

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