PETA's crazy train jumps the track.......... Obama commits FlyOcide

Never let it be said that I was anything less than PETA's best friend in Kansas City. While the counterfeit PETA supporters were nowhere to be seen, your mild mannered midtown miscreant was there. Two lonely cave women and aspiring actresses from the west coast, left high and dry by KC animal rights activists, were greeted by yours truly, and I took the pics to prove it. So it is with heavy heart that I must now divest myself from any further association with PETA, because frankly, they have lost their rabbit ass minds.

PETA has issued the following statement. "He isn't the Buddha, he's a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act."

The he is Obama.............
His offense, killing a fly.


Let me be perfectly clear, I agree with PETA that cruelty to animals is wrong, but I don't go so far as demanding that people stop eating meat. Hey I'm as carnivorous as the next guy. If you are cruel to an animal for the sake of being cruel, then you are a scum bag, but we gotta eat. I think fur breeders should be shut down, simply because the type of rich shit heel that wears a fur coat tend to annoy me just on general principal. Okay, let me cut the bullshit, I took those pictures of the PETA girls because PETA is known for sending scantily clad women out to spread their propaganda, which probably makes me a sexist pig, and should make PETA love me long time, seeings how I am a pig. But when the crazy train veers off the track from skinning defenseless minks for some snooty rich broad, to swatting a measly fly, it's time for me to disembark.

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