Time to man up, and issue an apology..............

I was a little hasty yesterday when I took PETA to task for being a bunch of wobble heads. In my previous post I went after PETA like an Eskimo opening a can of club wielding whoop ass on a baby seal. I questioned their sanity for taking the President to task over killing a fly. Well they showed me, and I was dead wrong. They aren't crazy at all. In response to Obama using what was clearly some kind of Kung Fu move on the defenseless fly, the good people at PETA have sent President Bama a Katcha Bug. Bruce Friedrich of PETA issued the following statement "We support compassion for the even the smallest animals," says Bruce Friedrich, VP for Policy at PETA. “We support giving insects the benefit of the doubt."
Friedrich says PETA supports "brushing flies away rather than killing them" and was disappointed that the President had gone ahead and squashed the pesky fly.
So there you have it, a perfectly reasonable reaction to an unreasonable action.

Who am I kidding, these people have bought so deeply into their own bullshit that it's not even funny. Okay, it's pretty funny. What is really funny is that PETA has a whole line of awesome craziness that you can purchase to show support and your love of all things living. That baby seal at the top of the post, looking at you with those big baby seal eyes, adorned with the logo " Give Hugs Not Clubs." I can't think of a better good luck charm to hang from the mirror of your Smart Car when you are on a late night bombing run at the local animal research lab.

Already have a baby seal? How about a refrigerator magnet of an adorable fuckin chicken proclaiming "I am not a nugget"

Or a copy of Meet your Meat, with wacka doodle Alec Baldwin gracing the cover?

Oh, and here is a little live mouse trap, comes complete with a/c and flat screen television.

Lest I forget, here is the Katcha Bug. How you get the fly to jump in the fuckin thing, I don't know.

So I retract my earlier apology, and in it's stead I offer PETA the Following " Are you fuckin kiddin me?"

PETA's crazy train jumps the track.......... Obama commits FlyOcide

Never let it be said that I was anything less than PETA's best friend in Kansas City. While the counterfeit PETA supporters were nowhere to be seen, your mild mannered midtown miscreant was there. Two lonely cave women and aspiring actresses from the west coast, left high and dry by KC animal rights activists, were greeted by yours truly, and I took the pics to prove it. So it is with heavy heart that I must now divest myself from any further association with PETA, because frankly, they have lost their rabbit ass minds.

PETA has issued the following statement. "He isn't the Buddha, he's a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act."

The he is Obama.............
His offense, killing a fly.


Let me be perfectly clear, I agree with PETA that cruelty to animals is wrong, but I don't go so far as demanding that people stop eating meat. Hey I'm as carnivorous as the next guy. If you are cruel to an animal for the sake of being cruel, then you are a scum bag, but we gotta eat. I think fur breeders should be shut down, simply because the type of rich shit heel that wears a fur coat tend to annoy me just on general principal. Okay, let me cut the bullshit, I took those pictures of the PETA girls because PETA is known for sending scantily clad women out to spread their propaganda, which probably makes me a sexist pig, and should make PETA love me long time, seeings how I am a pig. But when the crazy train veers off the track from skinning defenseless minks for some snooty rich broad, to swatting a measly fly, it's time for me to disembark.

Ive got some kind of glich in my comment section. so I havent disabled them and am working to resolve the issue so people can insult this author. In the meantime you can click the the title at the top of the post and the comment section will appear. Thank you very little for your patience.

update: the problem seems to have resolved itself. comments are now working.