I was a little hasty yesterday when I took PETA to task for being a bunch of wobble heads. In my previous post I went after PETA like an Eskimo opening a can of club wielding whoop ass on a baby seal. I questioned their sanity for taking the President to task over killing a fly. Well they showed me, and I was dead wrong. They aren't crazy at all. In response to Obama using what was clearly some kind of Kung Fu move on the defenseless fly, the good people at PETA have sent President Bama a Katcha Bug. Bruce Friedrich of PETA issued the following statement "We support compassion for the even the smallest animals," says Bruce Friedrich, VP for Policy at PETA. “We support giving insects the benefit of the doubt."
Friedrich says PETA supports "brushing flies away rather than killing them" and was disappointed that the President had gone ahead and squashed the pesky fly.
So there you have it, a perfectly reasonable reaction to an unreasonable action.
Who am I kidding, these people have bought so deeply into their own bullshit that it's not even funny. Okay, it's pretty funny. What is really funny is that PETA has a whole line of awesome craziness that you can purchase to show support and your love of all things living. That baby seal at the top of the post, looking at you with those big baby seal eyes, adorned with the logo " Give Hugs Not Clubs." I can't think of a better good luck charm to hang from the mirror of your Smart Car when you are on a late night bombing run at the local animal research lab.
Already have a baby seal? How about a refrigerator magnet of an adorable fuckin chicken proclaiming "I am not a nugget"
Or a copy of Meet your Meat, with wacka doodle Alec Baldwin gracing the cover?
Oh, and here is a little live mouse trap, comes complete with a/c and flat screen television.
Lest I forget, here is the Katcha Bug. How you get the fly to jump in the fuckin thing, I don't know.
So I retract my earlier apology, and in it's stead I offer PETA the Following " Are you fuckin kiddin me?"
HAHAHA!!! funny! im building a wolf spider den in my home..i cant bear the thought of squashing one of those fuzzy little guys! hahaha!
ReplyDeleteI liked this Russian caricature, the fly says "what did you do that for, I was your fan"
ReplyDeleteI think somebody should send them a ball of rattle snakes to cuddle.
ReplyDeleteThe problem I have with PETA is that baby seal tastes delicious.
ReplyDeleteSo when are they going to figure out that stuff like viruses and bacteria are "life" too, and start calling for abolishing vaccinations, antibiotics, and doctors?
ReplyDeleteI know, I know - don't give them any ideas.
Yes, they are so compassionate. I hate compassion. My sister ( a PETA nut)said over breakfast a couple weeks ago (at the Cracker Barrel in Indep MO), "Oh, look at that woman, she seems so sad, just sitting there all alone, looking miserable." My offer to ask the woman to turn around was met with a horrified gasp. I told my sister that very probably that the woman had simply reaped what she'd sown and was likely a terrible person. Later, at the PetSmart (or PetCo or whatever) in Indep MO (whoop whoop), my sister expressed concern that 3 snakes had to share a cage. "That's not humane." But my sister is pro-abortion. One can only have so much compassion, I suppose. Thanks for listening.
ReplyDeleteI put down my swatter years ago...traded it out for honking big cans of Raid. It's like euthanasia for bugs, similar to what Peta does to all those dogs they collect from animal shelters.
ReplyDeleteF*cking hypocrites.
I have killed many many flies too many for me to count and PETA is Dumber realy realy dumb
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