I see dumb people.

"Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack,"

That's what some chuckle head in China said after getting his ass handed to him by a Panda. He scaled the fence to cuddle with the giant raccoon, bear, whatever a Panda is. It seems people in China have about as much sense as everyone in the rest of the world, not much. Needless to say the Panda bit the shit out of the guy. From the drunken tiger teasers turned in to fast food in San Francisco, to the pair of Darwin award winners who ended up as Totino's Human Rolls while camping smack dab in the middle of Grizzly Bear central somewhere in Palin country, there is a seemingly endless supply of morons who think wild animals are cute n cuddly.

"I would be honored to end up in bear scat. '' That's what Timothy Treadwell the guy who got ingested in Alaska along with his girlfriend, had to say about the possibility of getting eaten by bears. Seems like a shitty way to end up, heh, but I guess you gotta go from something. And really, do we want someone who sleeps unarmed in the Alaska wilderness, in the middle of hungry bears, reproducing and fucking up the gene pool for the rest of us? Which leads me to the next group of slow kids. The KKK.

Say what? How the hell do people getting eaten by wild animals have anything to do with the Klan? Well, I'm glad you asked, now allow me to expound on that connection. It all comes down to gray matter, or the lack there of. The prospect of a Barack Obama presidency is motivating some hate groups to mobilize their forces, according to several watch dog groups including the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League. Wow, big shocker. Of course there are going to be reports of plots to kill Obama, naturally there will be some new recruits among the clowns in sheets and the jag offs in jack boots and swastikas. The KKK idiots who killed the equally racist new recruit in Louisiana to the Abbot and Costello wobble heads who had the master plan of , and I quote " Cowart and Schlesselman planned to charge at Obama with a car, firing from the windows as they went. They would be dressed in white tuxedos and top hats during the attempt, the affidavit states."

So let's summarize this thing. People who think they can hug giant Panda's , tease tigers, or sleep with grizzlies, are stooooooopid. People who dress in sheets, who think Mien Kampf is good reading, people who believe that they will get close enough to kill a presidential candidate, while firing guns from a moving car, wearing white top hats and tails, are stooooooopid. They aren't a real threat to anyone other than themselves and their equally ignorant cohorts. But that doesn't stop people from getting all worked up. Racists and the retarded have never been in short supply, and they never will go away, it's just a fact of life. For me, it's a love , hate relationship. On the one hand it's a shame that there are still people who believe it's perfectly acceptable to hate someone simply because they have different colored skin, or religious beliefs , or sexual orientation. On the bright side, most of those clowns are as smart as the guy who thought he could cuddle with a giant panda. Besides, they give me someone to poke fun at, on a slow Monday morning.