Who wants to really screw their kids up?

Lets see a show of hands. What, nobody? Oh well, if you change your minds you are but a click away from the FLDS Dress website. That's right, our old friends at the Yearning for Zion Ranch and Pedophile Emporium have launched a clothing line. Apparently all of the media attention sparked an interest in folks who wanted to know , "where can I get a dress that says 1840"? While most young tween girls yearn to dress like Miley ( my dad is riding my success) Cyrus, you can make sure your kid stands out like Imus at the BET awards show.

Shopping for a prom dress? This snappy little number insures that nobody will be trying to get too close at the dance. It's also perfect for Hoe downs, barn dances and Hoot a Nannies.

But MM, what if my daughter runs in to some boy who has a Melissa Gilbert, Lil House on the Prairie fantasy? Glad you asked. Make her use protection, and by protection I don't mean a condom. Before your future spinster slips in to that gingham granny dress, make sure she puts on a pair of these ankle to Adam's apple under garments. No self respecting teenage boy is going to try to round the bases when the infield is covered in a tarp.

Disclaimer *** holy under garments not effective on creepy old guys with multiple wives***

I kid around here, but take a look at the website, and the uber creepy pictures , and then tell me these people aren't as fucked up as a soup sandwich.

Fast Eddie Felson Friday

Cosmo Kramer of Seinfeld fame had his coffee table book that also doubled as a coffee table. Now senator Larry Craig will write the perfect book for bathroom reading. Craig will touch on many subjects (heh) including the now infamous game of footsie he played in an airport men's room with an undercover cop. Apparently the whole incident has left Craig with a bad taste in his mouth. (double heh)

A Texas court has ruled that authorities did not have sufficient reason to remove the children from the whack job polygamist compound and concubine training center better known as the Yearning for Zion Ranch. Granted the case had some questionable elements to it. The original caller turned out to be a hoax, albeit a well intentioned one. And some of the women turned out to be of a consensual age. That said, there were underage girls who were pregnant. There is well documented proof that these underage girls were being married off to older men. So do you protect the pseudo religious freedom of a group of pedophiles or the human rights of under age children. We have our answer, since the court has ordered the kids returned to the very people who were pimping them out. In related news FLDS has changed the name of the compound to Yearning for Pre Pubescent Girls in Under Roos Ranch.

Local blogger RDM has a great post about a Green Beret who died by electrocution in a shower in IRAQ. He also posts some photos and personal insight on his tour of duty. Give it a read.

That's it for this week. Everyone have a good un, and I'll see you back here on Monday.

Yearning for Prosecution at the Yearning for Zion Ranch

So much for calls of religious tolerance and allegations that outsiders "Just don't understand" the religious beliefs of the Pedophile band of scumbags at the Yearning for Zion ranch. Half of the girls between the ages of 14 and 17 either have had children or are currently pregnant.



There really isn't much left to say on this subject, other than every adult over the age of 21 should be looked at for prosecution. The other compounds spread across the country, yes there are more, should be raided and the children removed. Seem harsh? Violation of religious freedom? Tell that to the 14 year old girl who is getting raped in the name of Gawd. I think I have the least compassion for the mothers who have stayed in this cult of freaks and allowed their children to be turned out and abused.



The only thing worse than a young kid being abused, is the mother who stands by and allows it to happen.

Yearning for Zion Ranch. The Dude Ranch for Creepy People.

The name of the place should have been the first warning, The Yearning for Zion Ranch , the second clue should have been the giant white building in the middle of nowhere chock full of young girls, a building Built by first rate pedophile and all around Creepy Creeperson Warren Jeffs. I think it's perfectly reasonable that authorities raided and removed 400 girls from the place. After all Jeff's and his followers are nothing more than a group of sexual predators and victims of said predators, hiding under the guise of religion.

What I find shocking is that authorities waited until a 15 year old girl complained before actually doing anything. And don't give me any freedom of religion or probable cause bullshit either. The Feds and states, especially Texas, have been concocting flimsy cases and acting without probable cause since Christ was in kindergarten. So if they can find away to finagle some inner city drug dealer out of his constitutional rights, they could have done the same in this case.

What we have is a secretive religious compound located in the Texas scrub lands, five miles off of the highway. It is owned and operated by a religious sect known for raising young women to be concubines. The leader was tried and convicted of what is tantamount to child slavery and forced sexual servitude. The women are running around in outfits that make a Laura Ingalls Wilder character look like a Vegas stripper. Did I mention it's in the middle of nowhere and chock full of underage girls? Of course when the question arises as to why the authorities waited so long, the obligatory response will be along the lines of, " We couldn't raid the place until a complaint was made. That would have been a violation of constitutional rights. "

Call me John Stossel's foul mouthed second cousin if you will, but, Give Me a Fucking Break! The real reason Texas and Federal authorities sat on this case had nothing to do with following the letter of the law. It had everything to do with waiting for just the right time to build a case and sensationalize the raid, and nothing to do with protecting the 400 innocent children. No doubt some douchey prosecutor will use this spectacle to further his political career, or some Texas Attorney General will use the Fast Action of authorities as a platform for a gubernatorial campaign down the road.

In the meantime Back at the Ranch, these baby rapers have probably been cracking under age girls panties like pecans at an Amish pie baking party. I really shouldn't make light of the situation, but it is so inconceivable that a group of whack jobs led by this countries most notorious pedophile , Warren Jeffs, was allowed to operate given the groups background. It is both tragically sad and laughable in its absurdity.